Funny dating questions and answers
If they’re laughing and making a pawing motion after you’ve said something mean, they’re probably telling you you’re being catty. The idea that there could be such a facility out there both disturbs and amuses me. I know this is probably going to upset some people but as I mentioned earlier, I don’t get the whole children thing. With that said, I’ve never questioned why that is because I don’t think it’s really that hard to grasp.
If they have four legs, a tail and are covered in fur, they’re a cat and you need to lay off the acid. Sometimes a long, drawn out, overly complicated question does not require a long, drawn out, overly complicated answer. The title of the question really said everything that needed to be said and the poster who offered the best answer hit on that immediately. Stop wasting your time on your “future husband” and focus on finding someone who, ya know, actually wants to be with you. Seriously though, most Leap Babies celebrate their birthday on February 28th or March 1st. Kids freak me out and I seem to be missing whatever part of the brain turns adults into piles of mush when they see babies. I think the poster who took on this question answered it perfectly.
Even so, the answer had just the right tone and just the right wording to make me laugh out loud so I had to include it on the list. I don’t know how to talk to them and quite frankly, they freak me out.
Truth So I tried really hard to avoid any questions or answers that had writing or images either Photoshopped or Painted onto the photo but I couldn’t find the original question this answer went with and I could not pass up posing it. They’re just so tiny and they don’t understand logic. With that said, if a child hands me a toy phone, I answer it without hesitation because there is some sort of unspoken rule that says you have to.
I have thought this very same thing so many times while browsing Yahoo Answers. Of course, the first answer does raise a good point but what if it turns out it isn’t a phone at all. Saying “meow” to someone could mean a lot of different things. It could mean you think someone is being catty and mean.
It’s absolutely insane to me that so many people are posting these “am I pregnant” questions on a site like Yahoo Answers and expect to get confirmation or denials. We can’t go by some vague list of symptoms and give you a diagnosis. What if telemarketers have grown wise to the “can’t turn down a phone from a child” deal and have started hiring legions of toddlers to get you on the line? It could mean you believe you’re a cat and speak as such.
Here's a nice video which demonstrates some basic mistakes!
Real people asking real questions and getting answers from other real people but in all honesty, I think we could all see how it could go horribly wrong.
Here are some of the funniest Yahoo Answers questions and answers I’ve stumbled across thus far in no particular order. *Note: Many of these posts were found on Unfriendable, a website chock full of ridiculous internet humor that will make you laugh and also probably make you feel like a terrible person for laughing and will probably make you think twice about posing a question on Yahoo Answers and consider your next Facebook status carefully.* You Tube Trouble This one is pretty much a classic in the world of funny Yahoo Answers questions. This one isn’t as dumb as it appears on the surface, honestly although catching the son having sex with another guy is probably a pretty big clue that the son is gay. He might be bisexual or he may just have been curious. I’d tell the mother (or father, I suppose) that talking to the son is the best way to find out. Although perhaps a bit drastic, I really think amputation would be the original poster’s most healthy option for losing 50 pounds in one month which is a little sad.
While the longer, more detailed question originally posted has long since been deleted, people continue to post variations of it, looking for the response the original question got. Either that or just head on down to Wal Mart and pick up the Gay Test. If you’re worried, remember – at least if he’s gay you don’t have to worry about him getting his boyfriend pregnant. Anywho, while the first respondent probably had the best advice, I have to give the best answer award to *mental* for his wonderfully punny answer. If lobbing off your legs is the way to reach your goal, perhaps you need to reevaluate that goal.
Did the original poster really believe You Tube sent camera crews to film all of the videos on the site? One of Life’s Great Mysteries I love this question because as the poster says, I’m pretty sure this one has crossed all of our minds at one point or another. Punny and Funny There is no way the original poster was serious … Although I don’t need to “paws” for thought on this one. Seriously, there is no healthy way to lose that much weight in such a small amount of time. We Kid The Biebs First, there is no possible way the original poster was being serious.
It’s ridiculous of course but it’s just one of those things you sometimes find yourself wondering in the wee hours of the morning. I’m Certain that is the Correct Answer I’m guessing the original poster was looking for one of the following: What the original poster got instead was absolutely perfect. I’m willing to bet he (or maybe she) was trolling to get an answer much like the one chosen as the best answer by voters.
Sure, I love milk but who was sitting around one day thinking, I bet if I tug on that cow’s utter for a while something delicious will come out. What is another word for when you know you’re right? I’m not a Justin Bieber fan myself but I don’t think his fans have sustained blows to the head. This question made me laugh simply because I’m not a kid person.
Clearly this person should’ve been home schooled because based on her schoolmates intellect and deductive reasoning, I’d have to imagine she would’ve gotten a better education at home.